Sunday, May 6, 2012

Female Slogans!

1. I'm busy. You're ugly. Have a nice day.
2. Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it!
3. Remember my name - you'll be screaming it later!
4. Of course I don't look busy. . . I did it right the first time!
5. Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?
6. Do NOT start with me! You will NOT win!
7. You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT THE FUCK UP!
8. I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them.
9. Next mood swing: 6 minutes.
10. I hate everybody, and you're next!
11. Don't make me kill you!
12. And your fucking point is?
13. All stressed out and no one to choke!
14. How the fuck can I miss you if you won't get the fuck away from me??
15. Sorry if I looked interested. I'm not.
16. Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies!
17. You KNOW you want me.
18. Don't worry. It'll only seem kinky the first time.
19. You, me, whipped cream, handcuffs. Any questions?
20. I'm out of oestrogen and I have a gun!


"What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate
men everywhere? "'Hold my purse.'"

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